What do cheese and cancer have in common?

Americans put it everywhere!

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Where did the Irish guy get cancer?

In his prostatoe.

What is the difference between cancer and a Brazilian?

Cancer evolves, a Brazilian doesn't.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

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What musical instrument goes with cheese?

Picklelo.

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

because they're inbred