Why do melons have fancy weddings?

Because they cantelope!

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What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

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Why do melons have fancy weddings?

Because they cantelope!

What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope