How can you tell a redneck has got money?

He gems out his dip cup

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Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

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I'll tell you tomorrow.

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Where does a polar bear keep his money?

In a snow bank.

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Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

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What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!

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A Pimp

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Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

How can you tell a redneck has got money?

He gems out his dip cup