Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

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What do you call a knight with a morning star?

Don

Who is both a knight and a spy?

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Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy

What do Australian terrorists say before attacking?

Uluruakbar

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Tango (tan go).

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I don't know he did notsay!

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Sulk.