Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

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Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

Who is both a knight and a spy?

Sir Veillance

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

A puddle"

England Jokes More England Jokes

Where's England, Jon?

He proudly answers: - Page 83.

Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?

Because England was discovered before the USA !