Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

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Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

Which knight of the round table had Diabetes?

Sir Lance-a-lot

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

What do you do when attacked by a group if clowns?

Go for the juggler.

What happens when Bosnian terrorists start attacking municipal government buildings?

It Herzegovina

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

What's a hipsters favorite season?

Summer, they like it before it's cool

What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster?

He hibernated in the summer.

England Jokes More England Jokes

What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.