Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

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What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

How many Pokmon does it take to change a light bulb?

Not sure, gotta catch them all first!

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Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

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Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

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Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."