How many Pokmon does it take to change a light bulb?

Not sure, gotta catch them all first!

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How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?

Ereptile dysfunction

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

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What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

What is faster hot or cold?

Hot because you can actually "catch a cold".

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Why do Pokmon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

What is another word for Pokmon?

A Rastafarian Proctologist