What do you do if can't change a lightbulb?

Ya know what Just screw it.

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How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

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How many dubstep fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wuh-wuh-wuh-one.

How many protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING**

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How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you."

How many Germans does to take to screw in a light bulbs?

NEIN, NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

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How many children's TV presenters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb and another to show one they changed earlier.

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.