How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they're all screwed.

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How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

What's the definition of divorce?

The screwing you get for the screwing you got!

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How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.

How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits.

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Why do Republicans favor small government?

To bitter fit in my uterus.

Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.