Who had the best dinner with Megyn Kelly after the Fox Republican Debate?

Dracula.

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Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East?

Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.

How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

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How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

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What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula."

What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact?

Well fangcy that!