Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

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What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

Why was the broom late for work?

Because 7,8,9

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they're all screwed.

What's the difference between a republican and a democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

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How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?

It only takes one, but we weren't able to get the work done in 1 term because we inherited a really bad situation from the prior administration.

Why are Democrats stupid enough to believe in climate change?

Because they were vaccinated as children.

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Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels