What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

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Why do dogs chase their tails?

A: They want to make ends meet.

Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

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What do you call a fish with three eyes?

fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

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What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.

Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!