What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

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Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

A palindromedary.

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Whats Black and never works?

Decaffeinated coffee, ya racist.

What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall ?

Ulta Magnus!

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What do you call a lizard that doesn't work?

A reptile dysfunction.

Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction