What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

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Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

Why was the lizard nervous in bed?

He had reptile dysfuncton