Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

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How many divorced men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who knows, they never get the house.

What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

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Why was the lizard upset with her husband?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction. ... Okay bye now

What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ?

The Lizard of Oz !

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Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.