Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

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What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

Why did Walt and Skyler get divorced?

There was no chemistry.

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Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

Why was the lizard upset with her husband?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction. ... Okay bye now

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What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction