Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

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What is it called when two little people get divorced?

Daworfed

Why did Walt and Skyler get divorced?

There was no chemistry.

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What do you call it when a lizard can't get it up?

Ereptile disfunction

What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?

He had him newt-ered.

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What do you say to a man with a broken lizard?

Sorry about your reptile dysfunction.

Why was the lizard's wife unsatisfied?

Her hubby had a reptile dysfunction.