Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

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What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill ...

What is it called when a Redditor writes about his life?

A meme-oir

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What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.

What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?

He blasts off:

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What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?

High Moon!