Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

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What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

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What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

When do you ground an astronaut?

When they're astronauty.

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What holds the moon up?

A: Moonbeams.

What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.