Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...

What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

How do Astronauts screw in a lightbulb?

They don't: They screw in a vacuum.

What color were eyes of the Astronaut on the Challenger when it exploded?

Blue. One blue this way ---- and the other blue that way -----

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

How does the Moon get its haircut?

Eclipse it!