Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

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How do tree surgeons live?

Life on the hedge!

What did the dyslexic man do when life gave him lemons?

He made melon-ade

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What do you call an Asian woman on the moon?

an Astronaut

How do you tell an astronaut where they're going?

Straight up.

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What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

Why does the moon have no hair?

because it's waxing