What time does Andy Murray go to bed?

Tennish!

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Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?

Who cares

How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?

A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

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How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.