Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?

Who cares

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What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

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Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

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What's the difference in Xbox One and your mother?

I genuinely care about your mother.

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.