What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

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Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed?

So that it can be used as an

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

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Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**

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What type of math is dead?

Aerith-matic..

What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

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How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!