Where does Dracula live?

Monte Cristo

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What is yellow and lives off beetles?

Yoko Ono

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

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What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.