What is yellow and lives off beetles?

Yoko Ono

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

What do you call someone that lives next a horse?

Their neighbor

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What is yellow and lives off beetles?

Yoko Ono

How do you fit 10 Amish in a VW Beetle?

A:Tell them you are going to the livestock auction

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What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono?

They both live off dead beetles

What is yellow and lives off beetles?

Yoko Ono