Yoko Ono Jokes

What's yellow and sleeps alone?

Yoko Ono

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Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.

What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono?

They both live off dead beetles

What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

about 40 years.

What is yellow and lives off beetles?

Yoko Ono

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Dead Beetle Jokes More Dead Beetle Jokes

What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono?

They both live off dead beetles

Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.

Ellen Pao Jokes More Ellen Pao Jokes

Whos there Ellen Ellen who?

Ellen Pao Oh k lol stay out.

Why did Ellen Pao punch the puppy?

Cause shes terrible.

Reddit Ceo Jokes More Reddit Ceo Jokes

What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

about 40 years.

Beetle Jokes More Beetle Jokes

What happened to the man who turned into an insect ?

He just beetled off !

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

40 Year Jokes More 40 Year Jokes

What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

about 40 years.

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.

What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen?

Charlie Sheen's winning.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What does a man often wake with, but can never go to sleep with?

An alarm, you pervert!

Why don't black people sleep?

Because the only one that had a dream was shot.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.

How did Reddit not fell down yet?

I mean, it is only hanging by threads...