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What's yellow and sleeps alone?

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Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.

What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono?

They both live off dead beetles

What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

about 40 years.

What is yellow and lives off beetles?

Yoko Ono

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What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

How is Harrison Ford like the Reddit admins?

Both should have said no to the latest update.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why cant a Mexican man sleep with three women at once?

Fear of over dos

What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"

Ellen Pao Jokes More Ellen Pao Jokes

Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has control over his country.

40 Year Jokes More 40 Year Jokes

What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

about 40 years.

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

How does a Ethiopian show that they are rich?

They wear a rolex watch around their waist.

Reddit Ceo Jokes More Reddit Ceo Jokes

What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

about 40 years.

Dead Beetle Jokes More Dead Beetle Jokes

What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono?

They both live off dead beetles

Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.