Whos there Ellen Ellen who?

Ellen Pao Oh k lol stay out.

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Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser

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What did the sorting hat say to the quadriplegic?

Stay here, I'll just go on ahead.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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What does apathy sound like?

I'm Ellen Pao, AMA

What is the difference between Ellen Pao her brain and Aids?

Aids develops itself