How did the mathematician solve his constipation problem?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem?

He worked it out with a pencil!

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Why is time wary of mathematicians?

They're always plotting against it.

What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

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How does a mathematician solve his constipation problem?

He works it out with a pencil! =

How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.