Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What does the snowman call his wife?

Snowblower

What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What do you call 4 bullfighters in quicksand?

Quattro cinco

What do you want for dinner?

4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why should you never ask people with Down Syndrome to use a printer?

They always make an extra copy

What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K"

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

What the?

Oh, I accidentally bought Hamburger Hinderer

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

Amazon'

Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

24 Jokes More 24 Jokes

How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.

How did the dog make gold soup?

He put in 24 carrots.

Grocery Store Jokes More Grocery Store Jokes

How much is the rent for this amazing apartment?

Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.

What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!