Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
A chicken egg.
Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.
The later you get home, the happier one is to see you
His wife didn't know any decent crackers.
It's too square.
Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound 4: Batman (Spelling is hard)
Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".
It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.
2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)
Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.
Bring it to a bool.
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
They're radical.
The night shift at Waffle House.
Question Mart.
