How much is the rent for this amazing apartment?

Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.

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Why don't black people pay rent?

Because jail is free.

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

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Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.