What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A jumbo yeti.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a brown chicken and a brown cow?

Brown-chicken-brown-coooow

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

Abominable Snowman Jokes More Abominable Snowman Jokes

What did the Italian bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti"

What is the difference between the abominable snowman and the abominable snowwoman ?

Two abominable snowballs