What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A jumbo yeti.

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Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

he was two chickens

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

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What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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What do you call an abominable snowman who's always late?

A not-yeti.

What is the difference between the abominable snowman and the abominable snowwoman ?

Two abominable snowballs