Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

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Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

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What does Ray Charles' fictious girlfriend and this joke have in common?

They're both gold-diggers

What do you call someone who can't take a joke about cancer?

Someone with no sense of tumor.

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How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

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How is Rock School going dear?

It's School of ro- *sigh* nevermind.

How far do burgers go in school?

Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).

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Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection ?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

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Why did Cyclops close his school?

He only had one pupil.

Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.