Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

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How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one:

How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big?

Ostrich-sized.

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What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

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How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

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What is a feminists least favourite subject at school?

Triggernometry.

How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back

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What is Don"t short for?

pupil. doughnut.

Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

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Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

Why did Cyclops close his school?

He only had one pupil.