Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...
Because it can't be used until it's broken!
Because they're all pointless
It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear
Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.
Because he doesn't like being followed.
They were ravin' with Raven.
A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.
They are both run by red-headed clowns.
One of those greasy bums is making a lot more money.
With an ethernet!
Mars Bars
