Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do you call a black guy that uses testosterone boosters?

Testostyrone.

What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt."

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you NEVER call a black man?

a friend

What's your favorite pirate joke?

Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.

Twitter Jokes More Twitter Jokes

What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do we have for dinner? Wookie steak. Is it any good?

Well its a little Chewy

What does a blonde make best for dinner?

A: Reservations.

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A: A blonde serves more people in a night.

What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

Wi Fi Jokes More Wi Fi Jokes

Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

How do you catch a WiFi?

With an ethernet!