How are America and McDonald's similar?

They are both run by red-headed clowns.

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Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

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What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds.

What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds?

May I take your order?"