How are America and McDonald's similar?

They are both run by red-headed clowns.

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How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

What do call the two midgets who ran an impound lot?

Little Seizers

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Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

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What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A: A blonde serves more people in a night.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom