They are both run by red-headed clowns.
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None, because they can't climb the ladder.
Prom
You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!
He got the shakes instead.
One of those greasy bums is making a lot more money.
Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.
May I take your order?"
A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!
McDonald's knows how to use salt
Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.
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Quarter pounder.
A humburger !
A: A blonde serves more people in a night.
Prom night.
Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!
Immigrants
A Friar
Denver Nuggets
Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...
Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.
McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.
Night manager at McDonalds.
I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.
Because of sanitation reasons.
Fire.
They want to look like their mothers.
He's got one clean finger!
Because of the Fibonacci sequins.
God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.
I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.
Their work is a reflection of themselves.
It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.
Because he wanted to wake up oily.
An extractor fan
Go for the juggler
The homeless man has $7 to his name.
Because his workouts were in tents. I'll show myself out...
He didn't wrap his Whopper
The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper
