They are both run by red-headed clowns.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
None, because they can't climb the ladder.
Prom
You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!
He got the shakes instead.
One of those greasy bums is making a lot more money.
Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.
May I take your order?"
A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!
McDonald's knows how to use salt
Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Quarter pounder.
A humburger !
A: A blonde serves more people in a night.
Prom night.
Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!
Immigrants
A Friar
Denver Nuggets
Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...
Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.
McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.
Night manager at McDonalds.
I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.
Because of sanitation reasons.
Worst. Spy. Ever.
Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)
Why not 17 What's stopping us
Toucan
Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif
It gets Camel-Towed.
An unconvicted felon.
The boy next door said I look just like you What did you say Nothing he's bigger than me !
Because it was charged with battery.
Because he was alfredo the dark!
Two, one to change the lightbulb and another to show one they changed earlier.
Does it really have to be a lightbulb
Foehn
Ransom notes.
Earthquakes stop shaking
Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.
