Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

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What did the snail on the turtles back say?

WEEEEEEEEEE!

What do you call a shipping crate full of snails?

Escargot.

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What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

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What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's?

A Friar

Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...