Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

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What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

What did one snail say to the other?

Nothing. They were both decoys.

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Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

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What does a bee get at McDonalds ?

A humburger !

Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...