What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive

Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

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How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail polish.

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

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Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.

Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?

Dracula's dentist.