What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

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Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

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How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail polish.

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

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How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula."