What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

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What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

Why don't you do the same?

Dad - "How can I I barely know her!"

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What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why'd the Mexican cross the road?

He took the chicken's job.

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

A: Wheeee!

Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?

A coffin break.

How do vampires like their tea?

With a old tampon in it.