What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

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What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A thought.

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

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What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ?

General Lee speaking.

Why did the chicken get an ouija board?

To contact those who had crossed over to the other side.

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How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

Why did God give women legs?

Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!

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What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.