What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

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What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp?

I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.

Why aren't midgets attention whores?

Cause they know they're important.

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What is the brown stuff between an elephants toes?

Slow Natives

What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to for this one.

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What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !

Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

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What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

What happens when two snails fight?

A: They slug it out.

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What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?

Dracowla!

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)