Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

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What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

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Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

Why do cows like being told jokes ?

Because they like being amoosed !

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How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

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Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...

What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

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How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

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Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.