What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

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What did YOU think I'm talking about?

Weirdos!!

What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

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What's the best way to send a letter to Prince Charles?

Heir mail

What's the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you.

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Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.

What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?

A coffin break.

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What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

Who was that on the phone Fred?

Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !