What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

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What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant

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What did the dog do with the history professor?

They got together and talked over old times.

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

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What kind of jeans does mario wear ?

Denim denim denim

What kind of jean's do Mario prefer?

Denim Denim Denim.

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How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

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What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.