Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.
Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...
Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.
Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.
Watered Down
She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.
Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.
3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.
3, and the rest are true stories.
In Heaven, the cops are British, the engineers are German, the lovers are French, the cooks are Italian and the whole thing is managed by the Swiss In Hell, the cops are German, the engineers are French, the lovers are Swiss, the cooks are British and the whole thing is managed by the Italians
If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".
At the coroner store.
A Luigi Board
