Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!

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Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

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What did the surrealist butcher name his shop?

Salvador Deli

Who's there ! Argo ! Argo who ?

Argo down the shops ! Kn

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Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!

Why did my sister go down to the fish market?

Oh just for the Halibut!

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What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?

A tiger has the mane part missing !

What do you get when you cross a tiger and a chicken?

Just the tiger