Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

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They all lost their hearing

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Diet Coke.

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He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

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No thanks, I'm stuffed."

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They got snowed in.

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They'll get chapped lips!

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Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

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What do you call a corny joke?

A maize zing!!!

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.