Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

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Corny jokes.

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Hay!"

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Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

Maize Jokes More Maize Jokes

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

What do you call a corny joke?

A maize zing!!!