Why can't java programmers see well?

Because of the eclipse.

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How do programmers say 'I love you!' ?

You are my MSB.

What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine

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What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

How does the Moon get its haircut?

Eclipse it!