Why are programmers so consumeristic?

Because they're object oriented.

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Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

Where do programmers like to hangout?

The Foo Bar.

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Why are programmers so consumeristic?

Because they're object oriented.

Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.