Why are programmers so consumeristic?

Because they're object oriented.

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Why can't java programmers see well?

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Why did the programmer quit his job?

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Why are programmers so consumeristic?

Because they're object oriented.

What do you call a programming language designed for women?

An object oriented programming language.