Why are programmers so consumeristic?

Because they're object oriented.

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Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

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Why are programmers so consumeristic?

Because they're object oriented.

What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance