Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)
You think he's gonna wash the dishes
Because he thinks it doesn't matter if you make it or not
Thanks for opening my mind.
is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god
A pineapple
Jungle bells.
He went data way.
Because OCT 31 == DEC 25
Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...
Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors