Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

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What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

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When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

Why don't Canadians have many orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.

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What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.

What happens to all the unsold christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees

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Which way did the programmer go?

He went data way.

What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine

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How do red necks celebrate Halloween?

Pump kin

What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.