Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

What'd the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very hungry.

Holiday Jokes More Holiday Jokes

Where did the salami go on holiday?

Costa Deli-Sol

Where do ghosts go for their holidays?

The Dead Sea.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!"

What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

it's a rhetorical question I know this now

What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What did Justin Verlander finish on Friday?

Kate's back.

What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.