Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What do Steam users and Reddit admins have in common?

They don't want to pay for mods.

Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny?

Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What is the black kid getting for Christmas?

Your T.V.

Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

Holiday Jokes More Holiday Jokes

Whos the coolest guy in hospital?

The ultra-sound guy. Who takes over when hes on holiday? The hip-replacement guy

Where do ants go for their holidays ?

Frants !

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why does Barbie like Halloween?

It's pump-ken time

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

payday vs prayday.

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u