What is the black kid getting for Christmas?

Your T.V.

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Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

What did the blind, deaf, mute quadriplegic boy get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What is the black kid getting for Christmas?

Your T.V.

What's faster than a black guy running with a stolen T.V.?

His brother with the DVR

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What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves?

Raisin bran

Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas?

Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.