What is the black kid getting for Christmas?

Your T.V.

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What do Christmas trees and The Pope have in common?

A: Their balls are for decoration only

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

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Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

What's faster than a black guy running with a stolen T.V.?

His brother with the DVR

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Why did the black kid fail algebra?

Because he didn't study.

What did the black kid get for Christmas?

My bike