What did the blind, deaf, mute quadriplegic boy get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What did the blind paraplegic get for Christmas?

cancer.

What is the difference between cancer and a Brazilian?

Cancer evolves, a Brazilian doesn't.

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What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament?

Let's hang.

What did the little Chinese boy get for Christmas?

Rice.