What did the little Chinese boy get for Christmas?

Rice.

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Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?

Your teeth !

What's the most popular wine at Christmas?

I don't like sprouts!"

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What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana?

He Shanghai.

What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.

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What would be the worst meal for a football wife?

OJ and Rice

What happened in China on Christmas?

The Rice-child was born.