What did the little Chinese boy get for Christmas?

Rice.

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What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?

He said it was too tight."

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Where do the Chinese study?

In the Pupils republic of China

What do you call a rich Chinese person ?

cha ching

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What kind of rice puts you to sleep?

Ray Rice

Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.