Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?

Your teeth !

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Whats Paul Walker's favorite TV show?

The Walking Dead.

Whats the best part about living in Switzerland?

Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.

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What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?

Dental floss !

Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

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How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

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What's the best thing about North Korea?

The traffic.

Whats the best thing about doing twenty four year olds?

Theres twenty four of them.

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Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance?

He had his raisins...

Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?

Your teeth !