Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?

Your teeth !

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

Whats got wrinkles and hangs out your undies?

Your granny

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How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?

Smack a monster.

What to do you call an old dentist?

A bit long in the tooth

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What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

What did the blind paraplegic child get for Christmas?

Cancer. Happy new years folks!

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What's the best thing about bee's?

It's knees.

What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.

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Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?

Your teeth !

Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance?

He had his raisins...