Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance?

He had his raisins...

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Raisin Jokes More Raisin Jokes

What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance?

He had his raisins...

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

What's every vehicle's favorite style of dance?

Brakedance.

Christmas Cake Jokes More Christmas Cake Jokes

Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?

Your teeth !

Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance?

He had his raisins...