What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

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Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

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What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

What do you get when you combine two Japanese demons?

A two-eyed onion.

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

They both drop their needles !

I Pad Jokes More I Pad Jokes

What do you call a bitten apple?

An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.

What's 9 and a half inches long and satisfies all c*nts?

An iPad.

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What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.