What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

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What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?

A: Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.

What are your best family friendly Christmas jokes?

I need some for tonight.

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What do you get when you combined a baseball player with a metal alloy?

A steel

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What do The Pope &amp a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

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What do you call a bitten apple?

An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.

What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D