What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

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What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

What did the tv get for Christmas?

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What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

What do you get when you combine someone from Colorado and someone from Idaho?

A Baked Potato

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Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

They both drop their needles !

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

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Why was the iPad sad?

Someone took a bite out of its Apple.

What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D

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What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !