What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

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What do you get when you cross a stoner with a halo nerd?

Masterchief

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

Groot Jokes More Groot Jokes

What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

What did Groot say when he had amnesia?

Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)