What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

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What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!

Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

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What do a Christmas tree and a sterile man have in common?

Their balls are for decoration only.

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

They both drop their needles !

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What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

What did Groot say when he had amnesia?

Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)