What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

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How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

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What do you get when you cross weed with weed?

You get high.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a Hummer?

A gray and red hairy paste.

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What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

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What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

What did Groot say when he had amnesia?

Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)