What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call water that hasn't been changed?

Still, water.

What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

A: "The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What's the difference between Batman and Martin Brodeur?

Batman isn't wearing hockey pads.

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed !

Reindeer Jokes More Reindeer Jokes

What do you call a reindeer trapped in a storm?

A Thundeer

Which reindeer have the shortest legs?

The smallest ones.

Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

Rudolph Jokes More Rudolph Jokes

What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...