Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed !

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What do tigers wear in bed ?

Stripey pyjamas !

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

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Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

Waterbe Jokes More Waterbe Jokes

What kind of water do you put into a waterbed?

Spring water

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed !